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Malaphant 

(Proper Noun)-a mythical being only to be seen on the rarest occasions. Only capturable by Ultra Balls.

Named after the Filipino god of trick shotting, Malachick or FaZe Mala. This being is the god of all gods at what he does and to be compared with him in some countries is a great honor.
"Omg HuGz did you see that Malaphant last night, its beauty left me in a gaze of distress."
Malaphant by Tilt it November 27, 2011
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malephant toe 

Likeness and similarity to the female reference of "camel toe". When the clothing that is worn too tightly in the genitalia area creating a silhoutte outlining the distinction between the testicles.
"Check out that dude's malephant toe!"

Malapathy 

It's the name given to a Kollywood actor named Rajakuberan
Malapathy - One of the best actors

"Ulla vantha power adi annnan yaaru Malapathy!" - Famous Lyric from a song
Guy 1 : Did you see Malapathy's latest Mandakaran movie ?
Guy 2 : Yes ,it was too good
Malapathy by ThomasMuller 13 August 15, 2021

Malamanteau 

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a portmanteau of 'malapropism' and 'portmanteau'.
"That was textuous."
"Haha, now that's a malamanteau."
"A what?"
"Don't tell me you haven't seen xkcd.com/739 yet!"

Alaphant 

What you get after you play a dozen characters on Maple Story. Renown for their fighter/2H sword abilities, the Alaphant (Elephantidae Noobicus) resides in the outskirts of Scania. Average life spans anywhere from one level to a near-max of 90. Quiet from time to time, ridiculously talkative nonetheless.
"Dude I was walking around Perion and I saw an Alaphant"
"Holy shit did you take an SS?"
Alaphant by Septher March 10, 2008

Malamanteau 

A word defined to infuriate Wikipedia editors
Since an xkcd comic showed a Wikipedia article entitled "Malamanteau" people keep on trying to create the article!
Malamanteau by SteveD May 12, 2010

Malaphanese 

A language that no one understands
Macy and Frankie are talking malaphanese again
Malaphanese by FrankieD123 November 7, 2018
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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