Wolophant

A wild Wolophant approaches. May appear to be one of those Pokémon things from that Zelda game: Breath of the Wolophant.

1) Look a wild Wolophant!
2) You must be careful near metal poles the natural habitat of a Wolophant

Wolophant by J123457 August 29, 2021

Lolophant

A Lol of major proportions. Almost to the level of Lolocaust, but people are only trampled by lols.

Person 1: 'Somewhere.. somewhere in the spirit of... Ahhhhh Lolophant.. =/'

All people in room scream and run in circles as the lolophant tramples and stamples all within.

Lolophant by CTaras April 15, 2011

woophunter 

Woop is a cute human being.

Woophunter: Hi
Ahmed: You cute.
Woophunter: wanna cuddle?

woophunter by Ahmedmemo December 14, 2020

walaphant 

A lean woman who breaks porches and steals all of your food

That walaphant broke my porch and stole my Doritos

walaphant by Jimjon December 23, 2015

Wolfphang Lhasa Apso

A type of Tibetan wolf dog that was used as an alert dog in early china, they are characterized by their thick wholly locks, large round pupils, one inch button nose, triangle ears, and under bite. They are larger than the AKC recommended being anywhere from 18 to 38 lbs, full muscle!

They are born cattle dogs and hunting dogs and they have a loud mean big boy bark! Their general lifespan is up to 20 years in company!

You don't hit my wolfphang Lhasa Apso!

Wolfphang Lhasa Apso by Reallybadgenius June 17, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019