wallaphent

A person so fat that they are a mixture between a Elaphent and Walrus

Bob-You should lay off the snack cakes.
Henry-Why?
Bob-Because your starting to look like a wallaphent.

by Bosskay July 14, 2014

walaphant

A lean woman who breaks porches and steals all of your food

That walaphant broke my porch and stole my Doritos

by Jimjon December 23, 2015