wal*mart

A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).

I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.

wal*mart by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

wal*mart

1. the only place you go on black friday, where you can get dvd players for 30 bucks, you can see 45 year old soccer moms in their pajamas, and you can see droopy eyed caucasions slaping each other over elmo dolls.

You want to go to wal*mart? where, the only place you go on black friday, where you can get dvd players for 30 bucks, you can see 45 year old soccer moms in their pajamas, and you can see droopy eyed caucasions slaping each other over elmo dolls? Yea!!

wal*mart by oba September 2, 2005

wal*mart

A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.

*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?

*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there

wal*mart by grahamman December 15, 2003

wal*mart

The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy

i went to wal*mart today and bought 12 cans of spraypaint for 89 cents

wal*mart by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003

wal-mart 

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

wal-mart by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

wal-mart 

A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.

Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.

wal-mart by spaventoso July 1, 2005

Wal Mart 

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt

lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart

Wal Mart by Anonymous August 5, 2003