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The delusion that prices never go up.
Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!
by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 01, 2013
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