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Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.
"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

Walmartitis 

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
Walmartitis by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

Walmartitis 

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
Walmartitis by Capricornmom June 6, 2015
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