Wal-Martians 

The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.

These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!

Wal-Martians by TheFiend138 July 24, 2015

Wal-Martians 

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

Wal-Martians by Dude Grease September 4, 2007

Wal-Martians 

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.

" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.

Wal-Martians by rockman08 April 5, 2006

wal-martian 

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.

Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free

wal-martian by fuckstik September 27, 2007

Wal-Martian 

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.

"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"

Wal-Martian by Sean Dronia November 29, 2007

Wal-Martian 

A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.

Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?

Wal-Martian by JuliaK2011 December 22, 2008

Wal-Martian 

The average Wal-Mart customer.

Why do the Wal-Martians leave carts sideways in the main aisle?

Wal-Martian by 100db February 4, 2010