The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.
by TheFiend138 July 08, 2015
People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.
- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
by Dude Grease August 28, 2007
Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.
" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.
by rockman08 March 23, 2006
by fuckstik September 14, 2007
An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.
by Sean Dronia October 25, 2007
by 100db February 04, 2010
by funtickets February 21, 2010