wakeyba

Wakeyba is a smart, out going and all around amazing person to be around! She's in a class of her own, yet loving, respectful and kind! She's a great listener with the only the truth to tell!;

That's a hell cat on wheels, that's a Wakeyba!

by All woman December 21, 2016

wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025

wakeball

A nonexistant sport that antisocial teens tend be avid players of. Pronounced "whackball."

I can't participate in (insert school function) because I have a wakeball game that day. No, you CAN'T come.

by wakeball September 27, 2010

Wakebarding

To get pissed at a wake and make a rather theatrical and embarrassing eulogy, especially if referencing Shakespeare.

OMG, exceptional Wakebarding performance by Ken today. He threw up on the widow's shoes and quoted Julius Caesar, Hamlet AND The Tempest!

by Cheesemonger November 4, 2018