wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025

wakey bakey

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high

"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"

by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

jakeybakey

Giant stoner, known as a jesus of weed, gets entertained easily

“See the size of this bowl i could be jakeybakey”

by Ravaloney November 6, 2022