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wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high
"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"
wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005
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wakenbaker 

One who wakes... then bakes!
It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.
wakenbaker by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

jakeybakey 

Giant stoner, known as a jesus of weed, gets entertained easily
See the size of this bowl i could be jakeybakey”
jakeybakey by Ravaloney November 6, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026