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a waffle place in stratton that i love and they have the best waffles ever, u can even ask for chocolate on them.Allie doesn't even go to Stratton VT like me and ryan do, so that's pretty embarassing.
Ryan choljokes:dude i didnt get an breakfast and i can't do mad tricks and knock down icicles without food...

Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles

Ryan: iight broski lets go.
waflehaus by Zander B January 22, 2008
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a waffle place in stratton - also an 8th grade boy who just happens to like another 8th grade girl. T+Z forever
snowboarder: dude im so hungry
skiier: k lets go get some waffles at waflehaus
waflehaus by bunnymunny January 12, 2008

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Wafflehouser 

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.
Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?
Wafflehouser by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

der wafflehaus 

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.
"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."
der wafflehaus by sefirom July 22, 2006

Waffleausea 

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.
Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.
Waffleausea by Jennysioux November 7, 2014
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