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walletpause 

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.
Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!
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a waffle place in stratton that i love and they have the best waffles ever, u can even ask for chocolate on them.Allie doesn't even go to Stratton VT like me and ryan do, so that's pretty embarassing.
Ryan choljokes:dude i didnt get an breakfast and i can't do mad tricks and knock down icicles without food...

Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles

Ryan: iight broski lets go.
waflehaus by Zander B January 22, 2008
a waffle place in stratton - also an 8th grade boy who just happens to like another 8th grade girl. T+Z forever
snowboarder: dude im so hungry
skiier: k lets go get some waffles at waflehaus
waflehaus by bunnymunny January 12, 2008

Wallerus 

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be
Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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