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walletpause 

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.
Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!
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a waffle place in stratton that i love and they have the best waffles ever, u can even ask for chocolate on them.Allie doesn't even go to Stratton VT like me and ryan do, so that's pretty embarassing.
Ryan choljokes:dude i didnt get an breakfast and i can't do mad tricks and knock down icicles without food...

Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles

Ryan: iight broski lets go.
waflehaus by Zander B January 22, 2008
a waffle place in stratton - also an 8th grade boy who just happens to like another 8th grade girl. T+Z forever
snowboarder: dude im so hungry
skiier: k lets go get some waffles at waflehaus
waflehaus by bunnymunny January 12, 2008

Wallerus 

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be
Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026