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A human version of a walrus

"God that man is a total wallerhaus!"

wallerhaus by ImadeANaccount4this October 14, 2019

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walletpause

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.

Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!

walletpause by little brown Cuban boy October 31, 2022

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wallerhaus • waflehaus • Wallerus • walletpause

waflehaus

a waffle place in stratton that i love and they have the best waffles ever, u can even ask for chocolate on them.Allie doesn't even go to Stratton VT like me and ryan do, so that's pretty embarassing.

Ryan choljokes:dude i didnt get an breakfast and i can't do mad tricks and knock down icicles without food...

Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles

Ryan: iight broski lets go.

waflehaus by Zander B January 22, 2008

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waflehaus

a waffle place in stratton - also an 8th grade boy who just happens to like another 8th grade girl. T+Z forever

snowboarder: dude im so hungry
skiier: k lets go get some waffles at waflehaus

waflehaus by bunnymunny January 12, 2008

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Wallerus

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.

Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be

Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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