by ImadeANaccount4this October 14, 2019
Get the wallerhaus mug.Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.
by little brown Cuban boy October 31, 2022
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a waffle place in stratton that i love and they have the best waffles ever, u can even ask for chocolate on them.Allie doesn't even go to Stratton VT like me and ryan do, so that's pretty embarassing.
Ryan choljokes:dude i didnt get an breakfast and i can't do mad tricks and knock down icicles without food...
Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles
Ryan: iight broski lets go.
Zander Chills: brosif, lets go to the waflehaus and get some bodacious waffles
Ryan: iight broski lets go.
by Zander B January 22, 2008
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by bunnymunny January 12, 2008
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probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be
Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,
But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be
Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,
But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023
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