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the art of hitting every wall in any racing game, thus slowing you down and possibly crashing your car.
"That Nissan Skyline sure does do a lot of wallage!"

"Aw damn, what happened to your car?"
"It experienced a lot of wallage when I was playing Need for Speed last night."
wallage by Kevy and Hannah May 16, 2009
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1. To be the epitomy of a waffler, the one who waffles above all others.

2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.
1. With his constant ROFLs in CS:S, bloodlet had clearly established himself as the wafflage.

2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.
wafflage by solidefy March 3, 2005
A word that means the basics of a wall, aka the flat, non-corner section of wall, Paining jargon.
ex) I think to day I'll just do basic wallage, and tomorrow I'll paint the intricate stuff, like corners.
wallage by Vincent Miceli July 7, 2009
"man, that jim guy gave me some serious wafflage last night. my ass is still sore."
wafflage by nilla gilla October 31, 2007
A family which people insist on pronouncing their names wrong due to lack of culture!
people pronounce it wolidge! when it is pronounced volasg'he!

so this word WOLIDGE means someone who is uncultured and cannot accept something new and interesting!
Wallage by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
The art of locating and experiencing the touch on the body, of conditioned air that differs in ambient temperature +/- 6°C via the external expelling pathway of a retail, restaurant, office and/or commercial facility.
“Wow, did you just feel that waffage?”
“Hey Kirk, lets walk on the other side of the mall, the waffage is so much better”
“Graham, do you think the waffage at the Comm Bank is within the temp range?”, said Kirk.
Waffage by Gazamataz69 December 3, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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