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the art of hitting every wall in any racing game, thus slowing you down and possibly crashing your car.
"That Nissan Skyline sure does do a lot of wallage!"

"Aw damn, what happened to your car?"
"It experienced a lot of wallage when I was playing Need for Speed last night."
wallage by Kevy and Hannah May 16, 2009
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1. To be the epitomy of a waffler, the one who waffles above all others.

2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.
1. With his constant ROFLs in CS:S, bloodlet had clearly established himself as the wafflage.

2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.
wafflage by solidefy March 3, 2005
A word that means the basics of a wall, aka the flat, non-corner section of wall, Paining jargon.
ex) I think to day I'll just do basic wallage, and tomorrow I'll paint the intricate stuff, like corners.
wallage by Vincent Miceli July 7, 2009
"man, that jim guy gave me some serious wafflage last night. my ass is still sore."
wafflage by nilla gilla October 31, 2007
A family which people insist on pronouncing their names wrong due to lack of culture!
people pronounce it wolidge! when it is pronounced volasg'he!

so this word WOLIDGE means someone who is uncultured and cannot accept something new and interesting!
Wallage by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
The art of locating and experiencing the touch on the body, of conditioned air that differs in ambient temperature +/- 6°C via the external expelling pathway of a retail, restaurant, office and/or commercial facility.
“Wow, did you just feel that waffage?”
“Hey Kirk, lets walk on the other side of the mall, the waffage is so much better”
“Graham, do you think the waffage at the Comm Bank is within the temp range?”, said Kirk.
Waffage by Gazamataz69 December 3, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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