wallage

the art of hitting every wall in any racing game, thus slowing you down and possibly crashing your car.

"That Nissan Skyline sure does do a lot of wallage!"

"Aw damn, what happened to your car?"
"It experienced a lot of wallage when I was playing Need for Speed last night."

by Kevy and Hannah May 16, 2009

wallage

A word that means the basics of a wall, aka the flat, non-corner section of wall, Paining jargon.

ex) I think to day I'll just do basic wallage, and tomorrow I'll paint the intricate stuff, like corners.

by Vincent Miceli July 7, 2009

Wallage

A family which people insist on pronouncing their names wrong due to lack of culture!

people pronounce it wolidge! when it is pronounced volasg'he!

so this word WOLIDGE means someone who is uncultured and cannot accept something new and interesting!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

The William Wallace

How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.

William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge

by Shames October 29, 2015

wallago

not right now, a while ago. See also, before, and earlier on that same day.

"I ran off the road wallago, now I can't go to taco bell....ohhhh"

by Brett Casey November 8, 2003