Waffage 

The art of locating and experiencing the touch on the body, of conditioned air that differs in ambient temperature +/- 6°C via the external expelling pathway of a retail, restaurant, office and/or commercial facility.

“Wow, did you just feel that waffage?”
“Hey Kirk, lets walk on the other side of the mall, the waffage is so much better”
“Graham, do you think the waffage at the Comm Bank is within the temp range?”, said Kirk.

Waffage by Gazamataz69 December 3, 2023

Waffateo 

A guy who attracts dramatic gurls, loves rainbow 6 siege and loves to camp in it. Sexy latino with a loooooong history (on his computer too). He loves eating waffles, swearing when he loses and enjoys his special meme page. He also has a nigga bruda as his king of wakanda. But nothing is more important that his BEER. he also has a huge sausage that is closer to the spice everyday. His sarcasm is as much as his mudas spaget. This person also has a list of people to annoy his gurl is next on the list.

Jessica: " look at that sexy Waffateo, better than Leonardo DiCaprio>"
Waffateo: "Hey girl wanna be with me"
(3 months later with Careless Whisper music)
Jessica: "Finally I am the syrup of the waffle. When he invites me to his house, I am so taking the horse mask to my house so i can ride the horse."

Waffateo by WAKANDAN KING January 10, 2019

wafflage

1. To be the epitomy of a waffler, the one who waffles above all others.

2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.

1. With his constant ROFLs in CS:S, bloodlet had clearly established himself as the wafflage.

2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.

wafflage by solidefy March 3, 2005

wafflage

to have a man suck on your ass

"man, that jim guy gave me some serious wafflage last night. my ass is still sore."

wafflage by nilla gilla October 31, 2007

waffaelle 

Forgotten waffles left in the toaster for days, generally as a result of hungover brain malfunctioning.

Fred: Hey bro, are you gonna eat these? They've been here since Saturday morning when you were too hung over remember that you made them.
Chip: Crap! I forgot all about those.
Fred: Waffaelle.

waffaelle by slappychoppy June 10, 2011

waflage 

A word that does not exsist. I mean wat is waflage?

The word waflage is made up.

waflage by The Shark that is a baby March 6, 2019

Wiffage

When you miss every shot in a game!

"Get ready for some wiffage" Said Will to Sam

Wiffage by Schmuel11 August 9, 2021