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waess by sdsgsdfhdf January 23, 2014
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WASSIE
Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
wassie
A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
Wassima
A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.
Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.
Wassima by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017
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Wassim
The best of the best, extremely sexy and handsome, his name stands for handsome in arabic so it only makes sense, always has a smile on his face, usually has a group of 5 friends and spends most of his time on social media, had many crushes but he never had a girlfriend
Wassim by A random dude. April 23, 2019
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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