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wacky weed 

Son, today we're going to talk about the wacky weed. If you remember anything that I tell you today, remember these three words: JUST SAY hell yeah dogg let me get a lil bit of that sticky-icky-icky...um sorry sport...actually I meant JUST SAY NO.
wacky weed by Nick D February 13, 2003

Wacky Weed Adventure 

An adventure you have while high. Pineapple Express, Cheech and Chong, Harold And Kumar are examples of this
Hey Vince your not going to believe what happened me and alex were on a wacky weed adventure!

Wack the Weed 

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.
Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

Wack-Weeding 

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.
JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.
Wack-Weeding by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Wack A Weeder 

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"
Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?
Wack A Weeder by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005

Wack ass weeds 

People that is just stuck up and annoying and think they are all that
I can’t stand Bethany she is such a (wack ass weeds
Wack ass weeds by Kimmmmmm353 July 7, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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