Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.

"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."

by Real big ween June 8, 2018

Weed-Wacking

the act of having sex, and pulling out before the climax, and proceding to cum on the females pubs.

I was weed-wacking Samantha all night.

by cl&jj June 15, 2010

Weed Wacking

When one person (girl or guy) uses their teeth to shave/pull pubic hair out of the other person's vaginal/penis area. Can be done by both Homosexuals and Heterosexuals.

Alex: OMG My Girlfriend was Weed Wacking Me Over the Weekend
Jim: Wasn't it Painful?
Alex: Surprisingly No.

by Gingie007 April 13, 2010

Wack ass weeds

People that is just stuck up and annoying and think they are all that

I can’t stand Bethany she is such a (wack ass weeds

by Kimmmmmm353 July 7, 2019

Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.

Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.

by srg_turtle June 8, 2009