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"Would You?" 

Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situation.

Note: Any negative answer can be immediately met with the response "On a plate?".
(Carol Vorderman appears on a television commercial)
"Would You?"
"Bleugh! No! You SICK!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're right... On a plate though?"
"Hmm... yeah, I spose actually"
"You SICK!"
"Would You?" by Dave Rees February 9, 2008

Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?
Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!
Would You Stick by paulg08 August 21, 2008

would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
would you kindly by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

Would you hit that? 

A simple question, usually asked between two or more guys referring to a woman of any level of attractiveness. The object of the question is to find out if the men you have asked would "hit that" or have sex with the woman you are referring to.
"Hey man, would you hit that?"
"Dude, I already have!"
Would you hit that? by Savageluke February 1, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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