When an idiot (usually some 10 year old or 15 year old momma's boy) pretends that he smokes Weed. These are usually an early form of the Xbox LIVE Dick and usually posts 420 all over their bio and says their name is Mary Jane. Thye also makes tons of pot refs in their COD clan tag or Live gamertag. A good way to tell if hes a fake or not is too see if they have a stoned slur. Most people faking stereotype that high people have similar issues to drunks. But you only slur when your wasted.

Xbox live w33d'er: OMG IM SOOOOO STOOOONEEEDDDDD
Me: Wow you must be a douche irl.

Xbox live w33d by A talking waffle February 20, 2010

Get the Xbox live w33d mug.

w33d

1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed.

OMG 1 r 5|\/|0|<1|\| 73|-| w33d!

Dude this wd r teh shitz0r.

w33d by jenou May 10, 2007

Get the w33d mug.

W33D WITCHEZ

W33D WITCHEZ (shortened to W) is an around the world-based cloud rap collective formed around 2021-2022 by Maddy Vladdy and Lil Dead Sheep.

Current members are Maddy Vladdy, Lil Dead Sheep, Letmekissyou and Kid Katt.

They live 420 and make music about love, sadness and everything that moves.

W is not only a exclusive group but also the fanbase of all named artists here.

Guy 1: What is a Weed Witch?
Katt: It's W33D WITCHEZ and its ever1 who fxcks wit us, our clique.

W33D WITCHEZ by Vape_BOI420 May 14, 2022

Get the W33D WITCHEZ mug.

5m0k3 w33d 3v3ryd4y

7h3 1337357 w4y 2 5p311 "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" ,often used in videogames while drunk.

Dude1:Yo,Dude,are you drunk?

Dude2:5m0k3 w33d 3v3ryd4y!

Dude1:Yup,Definitely drunk.

5m0k3 w33d 3v3ryd4y by MLGLAD April 15, 2015

Get the 5m0k3 w33d 3v3ryd4y mug.

bl4z3 w33d m8

Sm0nking d3m w33ds.

Allan: H3y w4nt t0 bl4z3 w33d m8?
Philip: And masturbat8?
Allan: Sure m8!

bl4z3 w33d m8 by Ectom June 7, 2016

Get the bl4z3 w33d m8 mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026