jenou's definitions

fag

Someone who rides a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle and obnoxiously revs the engine in a futile attempt to gain others attention when really, others just think its annoying.

"BRUMBUMBUMBUMBUM!"

"what the hell is that?"

*fag on a harley rides by, reving the engine loudly*

"Oh what a fag..."

by jenou March 26, 2010

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

jelli

jelli is slang for 'Jealous'

OMG im so jelli of him cuz he's got a six-pack and all the wenches on campus.

by jenou April 16, 2007

pussywinkle

A person who is homosexual and afraid of everything.

Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually, and the ass-pounding thing has got to stop.

by jenou April 19, 2007

Conductor

A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

by jenou April 19, 2007

hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man

bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.

by jenou April 19, 2007

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007