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Quality Welsh Counter-Strike player and owner of the Wh00pass Office and Compound 24/7 servers. Famously banned the AWP sniper rifle from his server. Replaced the o's with 0's because the bloke is simply l337.
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To 'whoop ass' is to beat someone in an extreme way, a.k.a. 'Owning'.
"Holy shit! Once again that Wh00pass is opening a big can of Wh00pass on all-comers"
(n.) A measure of the net output of w00t from a given body. One can find through simple mathematics that the w00t into a person at any given time is equal to the w00t out of that person. This is why w00tage should be reciprocated.
Tommy: OMFG Billy w00t w00t w00t U R Awesome!
BIlly: So are you! w00t w00t.
Tommy: Wow, our w00tage is disproportional. You can't be my friend now.
Billy: w00t!
Tommy: You are forgiven.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."