w.a.r.d. 

acronym for What A Rick Day

Jack: this day is so beautiful
Christian: I will declare it a rick day
Connor: W.A.R.D.

w.a.r.d. by iheartneals June 13, 2008

W.a.r.d.s 

What are you doing stupid

W.a.r.d.s he said to me as we texted

W.a.r.d.s by Crakhedjenkins June 26, 2020

E D W A R D 

Ginger Ninja. Tries to mess with eshays. Struggles with eyesight and talking, tends to mumble. Bugha wannabe. Started having hair loss at the age of 9. Has a very big and shiny forehead. Runs with sword hands. ( We love our Ginger ninja x )

Dude 1 : OMG what’s that light
Dude 2 : that’s E D W A R D’s shiny forehead
Dude 1 : must be that forehead wax he uses

E D W A R D by DaBois42069 May 5, 2020

W.I.C.A.R.D Brief 

Whiskey Inspired Casually Aggressive Relatively Drunken Brief. The inspirational status brought on by sufficient quantities of whiskey, prior to or with complete disregard for the whiskey barrier whereby anything seems possible and wisdom is imparted by the inspired individual and shared via social media.

Mark, "I'm posting Boogie's W.I.C.A.R.D Brief on Instagram he more or less went like this: 'fellas I'm going to be even more pissed tomorrow so I'm saying now good luck in the match tomorrow, smash cunts! Fuck, hurt bastards. Cunt! Smash' - fucking awesome!"

W.I.C.A.R.D Brief by Grandsire November 18, 2018

D.W.A.R.F. 

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

D.W.A.R.F. by SmartyTarty September 23, 2015

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. by byeb September 1, 2021

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020