DUFF

When you see two hot chicks hanging out with a fatter, uglier woman you can pinpoint this woman as 'the DUFF'. DUFF stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Hot chicks usually have a DUFF to make themselves look even better, when compared to their DUFF.

"That DUFF will make anyone look good."

by SmartyTarty August 16, 2015

D.W.A.R.F.

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

by SmartyTarty August 16, 2015