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Vaginal cum or skeet. Usually known as discharge. Often comes after orgasm
Dude 1: "YO she was vummin gallonz!"
Dude 2: "mMM SOUNDS TASTY!!"
Vum by ilysilly January 10, 2008
Related Words
VUMS • vumps • VUMA • Vumpler • vumpal • Vumani • vume • Vumika • vumilia • vumasande
V.U.M = Very unlucky man.

When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.

When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.
Jo at work is a VUM because even after being shafted by the owners on his pay, he then gets fired because he spoke to the union about it.
VUM by Gomez the baker February 7, 2024
Vomiting, Cumming, and Shiting at the same time.
Roommate 1: Fuck my life
Roommate 2: What did Nabeel do now?
Roommate 1: Nah, bro I Vumited all over this girl last night.
Roommate 2: All at the same time?
Roommate 1: Yeah, Shit got real.
Roommate 2: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
Vumit by Alex_Jones716.6 February 8, 2020
Carolein was vumm because she could not understand the question
Vumm by Joan the Tub September 14, 2008
Escort slang: Vibrator Up My Ass.
There I was: Lying on my stomach, getting a nice FBSM, when all of a sudden I get VUMA.
VUMA by argos17 November 6, 2007
It's a fart while two homosexual men are licking each others anus clean.
Rob took his time inhaling the sweet vumes coming from fred's asshole.
vume by Big Gay Roberto December 14, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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