An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.
"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's vumming around."
"It smells like VUMS in here..."
"Oh, she's vumming around."
"It smells like VUMS in here..."
by kristen&dollars January 25, 2007
An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.
"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's just vumming around."
"It smells like VUMS in here..."
"Oh, she's just vumming around."
"It smells like VUMS in here..."
by kroyanddollars January 30, 2007
by V_Lion February 08, 2017
by ilysilly December 28, 2007
V.U.M = Very unlucky man.
When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.
When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.
When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.
When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.
Jo at work is a VUM because even after being shafted by the owners on his pay, he then gets fired because he spoke to the union about it.
by Gomez the baker February 08, 2024