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An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.
"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's vumming around."

"It smells like VUMS in here..."
by kristen&dollars January 24, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
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To swear or vow

An alteration of the verb vow from the American Revolution
Vum! I vum! I vummed!
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Vaginal cum or skeet. Usually known as discharge. Often comes after orgasm
Dude 1: "YO she was vummin gallonz!"
Dude 2: "mMM SOUNDS TASTY!!"
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An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.
"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's just vumming around."

"It smells like VUMS in here..."
by kroyanddollars January 30, 2007
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