Vum

To swear or vow

An alteration of the verb vow from the American Revolution

Vum! I vum! I vummed!

by V_Lion February 07, 2017

Vum

Vaginal cum or skeet. Usually known as discharge. Often comes after orgasm

Dude 1: "YO she was vummin gallonz!"
Dude 2: "mMM SOUNDS TASTY!!"

by ilysilly January 10, 2008

VUMS

An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.

"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's vumming around."

"It smells like VUMS in here..."

by kristen&dollars December 09, 2008

VUMS

An acronym for "very ugly morning squirrel"; an individual who tends to wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day with crusty eyes, a hoarse voice, and an unusual aroma that is emitted from every inch of her body. is usually found vumming around in keene, new hampshire or rocky hill, connecticut. Variations of this word include: vumsticles, vumonster, vummies, vumanian and vummybear.

"She's not out of bed yet? What's she doing in there?"
"Oh, she's just vumming around."

"It smells like VUMS in here..."

by kroyanddollars February 02, 2007

VUM

V.U.M = Very unlucky man.

When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.

When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.

Jo at work is a VUM because even after being shafted by the owners on his pay, he then gets fired because he spoke to the union about it.

by Gomez the baker February 07, 2024