Vum 

To swear or vow

An alteration of the verb vow from the American Revolution

Vum! I vum! I vummed!

Vum by V_Lion February 7, 2017

Vum 

Vaginal cum or skeet. Usually known as discharge. Often comes after orgasm

Dude 1: "YO she was vummin gallonz!"
Dude 2: "mMM SOUNDS TASTY!!"

Vum by ilysilly January 10, 2008

VUM 

V.U.M = Very unlucky man.

When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.

When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.

Jo at work is a VUM because even after being shafted by the owners on his pay, he then gets fired because he spoke to the union about it.

VUM by Gomez the baker February 7, 2024

Vumit 

Vomiting, Cumming, and Shiting at the same time.

Roommate 1: Fuck my life
Roommate 2: What did Nabeel do now?
Roommate 1: Nah, bro I Vumited all over this girl last night.
Roommate 2: All at the same time?
Roommate 1: Yeah, Shit got real.
Roommate 2: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Vumit by Alex_Jones716.6 February 8, 2020

Vumm 

The state of confusion due to lack of comprehension.

Carolein was vumm because she could not understand the question

Vumm by Joan the Tub September 14, 2008

VUMA 

Escort slang: Vibrator Up My Ass.

There I was: Lying on my stomach, getting a nice FBSM, when all of a sudden I get VUMA.

VUMA by argos17 November 6, 2007

vume 

It's a fart while two homosexual men are licking each others anus clean.

Rob took his time inhaling the sweet vumes coming from fred's asshole.

vume by Big Gay Roberto December 14, 2008