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To swear or vow

An alteration of the verb vow from the American Revolution
Vum! I vum! I vummed!
Vum by V_Lion February 7, 2017
Words you can keep
Vaginal cum or skeet. Usually known as discharge. Often comes after orgasm
Dude 1: "YO she was vummin gallonz!"
Dude 2: "mMM SOUNDS TASTY!!"
Vum by ilysilly January 10, 2008
Related Words
VUMS vumps VUMA Vumpler vumpal Vumani vume Vumika vumilia vumasande
V.U.M = Very unlucky man.

When the universe thinks that Murphy's law is good enough bad luck for you it sends you some VUM.

When literally anything and everything that could go wrong goes wrongs.
Jo at work is a VUM because even after being shafted by the owners on his pay, he then gets fired because he spoke to the union about it.
VUM by Gomez the baker February 7, 2024
Vomiting, Cumming, and Shiting at the same time.
Roommate 1: Fuck my life
Roommate 2: What did Nabeel do now?
Roommate 1: Nah, bro I Vumited all over this girl last night.
Roommate 2: All at the same time?
Roommate 1: Yeah, Shit got real.
Roommate 2: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
Vumit by Alex_Jones716.6 February 8, 2020
Carolein was vumm because she could not understand the question
Vumm by Joan the Tub September 14, 2008
Escort slang: Vibrator Up My Ass.
There I was: Lying on my stomach, getting a nice FBSM, when all of a sudden I get VUMA.

VUMA by argos17 November 6, 2007
It's a fart while two homosexual men are licking each others anus clean.
Rob took his time inhaling the sweet vumes coming from fred's asshole.
vume by Big Gay Roberto December 14, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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