Skip to main content

VOUGE DÉESSE

A woman/girl who wears minimal makeup (a like to a Glossier model) and has a signature feature on their face (doe eyes, full pouty lips, beauty mark). They have clear skin and always looks dewy or glowing. Naturally beautiful.

Blocks everyone.

Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken

Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.

HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE

You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.

Rocks a turtle neck.

Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.

East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.

Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).

Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.
Billy - Everytime I watch the "Get Ready with Me" videos from Glossier all the women on there look alike!

Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...

voulez-vous coucher avec moi 

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir 

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? 

The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, and a poem by E.E. Cummings. The phrase is puzzling as it uses formal language ("vous" is the formal way to say "you") while describing an intimate act (the phrase literally means "Do you want to come to bed with me?"). This leads many to believe that the phrase is tied with prostitution.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" is the formal way of saying "Would you like to come to bed with me this evening", as opposed to the informal "Veux-tu coucher avex moi".

Vulgette 

Someone who is, or referring to-being vulgar
Amanda! Why do you have to be so vulgar??
Thats not even vulgar Holly! I am not a vulgette.
Vulgette by Alexa Rodeo February 28, 2009

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? 

Actually, "Lady Marmalade" was not by Patti Labelle, but by the group Labelle, a band she fronted. Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash rounded out the trio. "Lady Marmalade" was written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan and was featured on Labelle's 1974 album Nightbirds.
Disco Stu-pid got it only partially right...