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A sprawling group of dysfunctional mountain bikers prone to spending to much time on Vorb Web - a New Zealand mountain bike website.
There's 80 vorbers online right now and it's a sunny day - why aren't the lazy asses riding?
vorber by Tama October 7, 2003
Words you can keep
1. Regular visitor to the website vorb
2. The sort of person your mum warned you about
You stay away form those vorbers!!
vorber by JohnnyC October 7, 2003
Related Words
the people your mother warned you about
that vorber corrupted my children
vorber by RandyP October 7, 2003
some one who dose anything on vorb
replying to someones post
vorber by mathew October 12, 2003

Vorberging 

Someone who drives around schools and parks in search of little kids to pleasure himself to.
Damn you see that dude he's vorberging around the park should we call the cops? Or beat his ass?
Vorberging by Ol watchmen June 30, 2015

Vorbei Vorbei 

A song by the german folk singer "Michelle"
"Vorbei Vorbei is my favourite german song"
Vorbei Vorbei by AbonniertKlengan October 9, 2020

vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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