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An older women who scolds children for no known reason. She is most likley a middle school math or science teacher.She causes stress and discomfort to children. She most likley is upsested with a powerful football team and screams the team name down hallways. She may appear to have a great personality but she is cruel
Vonita: Stop writing the same question

Student: Man she's a Vonita!
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Vinitate 

When you shred someones booty cheeks on december 23rd for a good holly christmas cheer. Can also be done on the night before christmas, but be careful don't let santa catch you or he will give you a hardy holly jolly christmas with one of his toys.
Man- yo its december 23rd!

Other Man- Ok just vinitate me already.
Man - alright ill be quick so santa doesnt see us.
Vinitate by Booty Eatin Bandit December 5, 2019
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Vomitable 

adj. used to define something gross, disgusting or something that sucks.
"A: I got an F in Math.
B: Ew, that's pretty vomitable"

"A: Have you ever eaten french fries with ice cream?
B: Ew no, that's so vomitable!"
Vomitable by wordcreatorpew April 11, 2009

FC Voința 

FC Voința is the best high school team in Romania.
I love FC Voința.
FC Voința by Mihnea Andrei September 12, 2020
Beautiful, sweet, loving, caring, ambitious, joyful
nice happy cool fun lovable sweet cute adorable
Vinita by Bijal December 10, 2004
The process of leaving a Bills game early, to avoid either the traffic or the humiliation.
Mikey: "Dude, I'm done my last beer and this game is getting outta hand, whatcha wanna do?"
Jeffer: "Shit man, you're right, let's Vontae"
Vontae by KPMarshall September 18, 2018
Vanita is an amazing girl. She's a little shy at first, but once you get to know her, she's immediately your best friend. She loves to read and is very artistic and creative. She is kind, funny, and beautiful. Everbody else knows she's amazing, and she will accept all compliments with a smile, but always reject them on the inside.
Friend: Vanita, you are amazing.
Vanita: Thanks, but--
Friend: No buts! You need to admit it!

*both grin*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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