volmer 

A short guy who really doesn't care about what he says and he always lights up everybodies mood

Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.

dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..

dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman

volmer by LovelyDude November 6, 2019

Volker 

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Seele Vollerei 

Bronya's girlfriend

"Hey,do you know Seele Vollerei from Honkai?"
"Yeah of course,she's Bronya's girlfriend!"

Seele Vollerei by Simp for seele July 7, 2021

vollmerized 

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.

Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.

vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007