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Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
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A Volmar is the one of the funniest most energetic people you'll ever meet. They're prone to being short, and full of attitude when necessary. They're usually Haitian with really strict parents (because they're Haitian). Boy or girl they're usually pretty attractive. They're also really great cuddlers. If you there's one in your area you should get to know that motherfucker. (Seriously they might fuck your mom, be cautious.)
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Wow, that motherfucker was so energetic, full of attitude, and funny.

Guy 2: Well, must've been a Volmar, those short, attractive, cuddling motherfuckers.
Volmar by TheVolmz May 10, 2014
a volleyball hommie, only used on aim, so if you were online talking to a volleyball playa and u were also 1, u can say it

me: yo volmie, how u doin?

volleyballer: yo volmie, i b doin good
volmie by Krisk27 September 28, 2007

volmeister-droner

Code word for a homosexual orgy. Members use code names to indicate their role in the orgy. For example, someone named Honk would be the pivot man in a circle jerk, Leo is code for cum guzzler, DEH indicates that a person has an anus large enough to handle a giant dick.
I read on the bathroom wall that there's going to be a volmeister-droner in Auburn this weekend.
A short guy who really doesn't care about what he says and he always lights up everybodies mood

Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.
dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..

dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman
volmer by LovelyDude November 6, 2019
meteorological information for aircraft in flight.
Derived from french VOL METéorologique, flight meteo
VOLMET frequency is 126.2 MHz
VOLMET by habdl January 22, 2014