volmie

a volleyball hommie, only used on aim, so if you were online talking to a volleyball playa and u were also 1, u can say it

me: yo volmie, how u doin?

volleyballer: yo volmie, i b doin good

volmie by Krisk27 September 28, 2007

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Vollie 

Volunteer Firefighter. Characterized by their custom maltese cross back window sticker and general disregard for driving safety while using their "flashers". Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pagers. Most have a wallet badge and emergency trauma bag in their back seat containing just enough shit to get them in a slightly worse situation than they already are.

I had a fender bender and 2 Vollies stopped and held c-spine on me. Needless to say, I didn't panic and "felt" like I would be OK, mostly because they told me I would.

Vollie by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Vollie 

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with an excessive amounts of blue LED lights because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

Vollie by njsp7022 May 8, 2011

Vollie 

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with excessive amounts of blue LED lights, because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several fire stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 decal are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

Vollie by njsp7022 March 22, 2011

Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".

Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.

Voldy (or Voldie) by Kevin July 25, 2004

voldie 

a cute pet name for the evil dark wizard voldemort from harry potter

"voldiemort, voldiemort, oh voldie voldiemort"

voldie by ron, ron, ron WEEsly August 6, 2008