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kakkapää
volmari is such a kakkapää
by kakkakkka September 2, 2022
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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vilmaris

a women with big beautiful eyes, and sexy glamorous lips. a body to die for, a cute button nose. she has sexy silky hair. a gorgeous women and mom.
you are such a vilmaris.
by felixnmnc4 September 28, 2008
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vilmarie

The baddest bitch around. Sexy/tall/ with a sweet beach body. Shy at times, but a real people person. Friendly loyal and honest. She keeps her loves one close to her heart but once they break her heart she moves on with no regerts. Obessed with fall out boy and all music in general. And adores food and scary movies. Love is love but loyality is everything. Wise for her age.
Vilmarie is a model.
And a lawyer.
And a great friend.
by verysexyxoxo February 25, 2010
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Volmar

A Volmar is the one of the funniest most energetic people you'll ever meet. They're prone to being short, and full of attitude when necessary. They're usually Haitian with really strict parents (because they're Haitian). Boy or girl they're usually pretty attractive. They're also really great cuddlers. If you there's one in your area you should get to know that motherfucker. (Seriously they might fuck your mom, be cautious.)
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Wow, that motherfucker was so energetic, full of attitude, and funny.

Guy 2: Well, must've been a Volmar, those short, attractive, cuddling motherfuckers.
by TheVolmz May 10, 2014
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vilmaris

a women with big beautiful eyes, and sexy glamorous lips. a body to die for, a cute button nose. she has sexy silky hair. a gorgeous women and mom.
you are such a vilmaris.
by felixnmnc4 September 27, 2008
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Volarity

The importance of something.
At the time I didn't understand the volarity of cheating.
by Rustzalio June 6, 2023
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