A ghastly mole smelted from the ungodly ramparts of hell. This mole is the size in ratio to the evil of the satanic man, Voldemort himself. With the gigantic circumference, this beast of a mole mocks all who try to compare to it, it truly is the epitome of facial marks.
"Johnny, DID YOU SEE HEATHER'S VOLDEMOLE?! IT WAS HUGE!!"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.