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A mixture of hard liquor (usually vodka, sometimes whiskey), mountain dew, cough syrup, and urine, popular among teenagers in Eastern Europe at parties.

Originally referred to a mixture of vodka and urine, usually made accidentally as the result of the 'brewer' being so drunk that they lose bladder control. Some other drunks found that the mixture didn't taste all that bad, and it was popular with the homeless of the Soviet Union. Mountain Dew and cough syrup were first added in Poland around 2010, mimicking "Lean" in the United States.
"Phil drank a pint of vokda and now he's just slouched forward in the corner giggling to himself."
Vokda by thereppy October 11, 2016
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The absolute purest form of vodka using a filtration method once utilized and enjoyed by Vikings in ancient times. Brought back to life and used today only by one RTD brand "VIP Hard Seltzer". Only one brand has been able to reformulate and craft this unique method using the same glacier water of those in past times; whilst embracing the rich tones that a lava and charcoal filtration that nature provides to this spirit "Vokda".
"My first ever sample of Vokda and I can honestly say I will never drink Vodka again"
VOKDA by Cornelius Bone Strong IV September 1, 2023
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Vodka Mourge 

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Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?
Vodka Mourge by jlhombre January 2, 2013
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Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.
The guy comes in here all Vodaing stabbing the paper target and shooting the ceiling.
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I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again
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Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012
Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing
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