Vodkasm 

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

Vodkasm by Photoist March 7, 2019

VodkaScript

Programming code that is written so poorly that it could only have been written by someone after that person drank an entire bottle of vodka. It runs without error, however, it may be overly inefficient, useless, or a re-implementation of a function that already exists as part of the programming language.

VBScript example written in VodkaScript:

Function CleanQuotes(InputString)
Dim OutputString
Dim Position

For Position = 1 to Len(InputString)
If Mid(InputString, Position, 1) = "'" Then
OutputString = OutputString & "''"
Else
OutputString = OutputString & Mid(InputString, Position, 1)
End If
Next

CleanQuotes = OutputString
End Function

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VBScript sample written correctly using built-in function:

Dim strVariable ' contains some unwanted character

strVariable = Replace(strVariable, "(unwanted character)", "(replacement character(s))")

Where (unwanted character) is any character(s). i.e. '",@!$ (in the case of a double-quote, use two double-quotes)

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The way that the VodkaScript sample above should have been written, for efficiency and re-use, is:

Function CleanQuotes(InputString)
CleanQuotes = Replace(InputString, "'", "''")
End Function

VodkaScript by EJT September 14, 2008

vodkaman 

A man who’s bollow but has too much free time and stops kids from having fun and has bipolar and decides to give coke on random days to those kids he annoys

“Why do you play near my window I wake up 4 in the morning”-vodkaman

vodkaman by Saladmandingdong132 November 30, 2021

Vodkamnesia 

The inability to remember large chunks of a night due to excessive vodka consumption.

Person 1: Ah mate, can't believe you got with Mike
Person 2: I did what?! I have a serious case of vodkamnesia

Vodkamnesia by Oldorado March 3, 2014

saras capri-sun vodkas 

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.

Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!

saras capri-sun vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017

Vodkashitz 

Uncontrollable loose stool resulting from drinking too much Vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.

Aw, man, don't go in there, we were doing shots last night, I got the Vodkashitz.

Vodkashitz by Enchanted M April 23, 2005

vodkashitze. 

Uncontrollable loose stools from drinkng too much vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.

Dude, don't go in there. We were playing quarters last night and I got the Vodkashitz.

vodkashitze. by Enchanted M April 24, 2005