vojkan

It's the coolest name in the world. People named Vojkan are the cuttest ones. They are so beautiful, sexy, cute, inteligent and skillful. They love adventures and trips. All girls want them

'Have you seen how beautiful and hot is Vojkan?'

Somebody: '...would you like to join us?'
Vojkan:'Sounds dangerous... I'm in!'

by Sebastian I. January 11, 2018

Volkan

A name in Turkish that means Volcano, this name is mainly used for big boys with bigger balls to do something. They are a rare specimen that the name sounds like a game of thrones character

Damn look at that Volkan

by Volkan destroyer of worlds October 13, 2019

Volkan

Volkan is strong
He is the danger in love.
Never mess with him
Volkan has carism.

love Volkan is a nice lover

by lazy27 January 5, 2017

volkan

A name in Turkish which means Volcano. A very cool name that only Turkish people use this word as a name.

Hey Volkan! What's up? :)

by Hyakkimaru March 10, 2005

Vodkanoculars

Booze-induced extreme visual impairment that could possibly result in pulling standards being severely compromised. When beer goggles just aren't enough .

I'm not surprised with what I woke up next to this morning - by the time we'd got together I was so wasted I'd taken off my beer goggles and put on my vodkanoculars.

by Poorlybee September 15, 2011

Vodkanalysis

The method by which Russians evaluate and execute public policy.

"Every action taken by Josef Stalin had been closely vodkanalyzed before being implemented."

"The violent and difficult murder of Rasputin was planned by men who vodkanalyzed the situation beforehand and decided it would be best to cut off the mystic's penis for posterity."

by Donges July 29, 2005

Vodkanese

A language acquired after a night of drinking or after several glasses of vodka. Generally spoken or texted loudly and dramatically. Comparible to Bourbonese.

I tried to pick the lady up at the bar last night but her Vodkanese was so fluent I couldn't understand her.

by lilnki December 7, 2016