Definitions by lilnki

Trump Sweats 

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.

I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.

Trump Sweats by lilnki December 7, 2016

Bourbonese 

A language usually spoken or texted after a night of heavy liquor drinking or after few glasses of bourbon. This jibberish is comparible to vodkanese and words are intertwined with both languages.

My ex sent me a text 3am this morning. I need to study up on my Bourbonese because I'm not sure if he needed a ride or aliens made him cry.

Bourbonese by lilnki December 7, 2016

Vodkanese 

A language acquired after a night of drinking or after several glasses of vodka. Generally spoken or texted loudly and dramatically. Comparible to Bourbonese.

I tried to pick the lady up at the bar last night but her Vodkanese was so fluent I couldn't understand her.

Vodkanese by lilnki December 7, 2016

Trump Math 

The mathematical equation to round a number to a more significant denomination . The outcome is used to dramatize , exaggerate or boast the number itself and make the value appear more substantial.

The presidential candidate gained 5 trillion votes from the 150 million voters in the election per Trump Math sources.

Trump Math by lilnki December 7, 2016

Trump Terrors

A non-medical term to describe post 2016 presidential election nightmares about the fate of America and it's economy. The nightmares are generally experienced with Trump Sweats, trembling ,extreme nausea and anxiety.

These Trump Terrors have been keeping me up at night. I keep dreaming a cheesy puff is chasing me during the Hunger Games.

Trump Terrors by lilnki December 7, 2016

Booty Good Jeans 

Jeans that make your derrière (rear end, butt, booty) look phenomenal, usually worn by females and attract the attention of others.
The "little black dress" of the new millennium.

She wore her booty good jeans tonight even the pockets are poppin' fresh.

Booty Good Jeans by lilnki March 8, 2011