Voisine

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An ignorant braggart on Usenet who thinks he is an expert torll.

"Is this guy for real, or is he pulling a Voisine?"

"I thought I was fubbared, till I realized he was just another run-of-the-mill Voisine."

Voisine by Herb Tarlek December 4, 2004

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visine

gods gift to stoners.

you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine

visine by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005

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Voisine • visine • Visine-ing • Voisin Gonflable • Voisin Rudder • Dirty Visine • vagina visine

Visine

a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.

Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.

Visine by *Puerta* September 28, 2006

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vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.

Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

vagina visine by Jose Queerballs May 30, 2009

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Dirty Visine

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.

I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.

Dirty Visine by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

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visine

to cleans an eyeball with juices from the male penis.

this little vixon just could't keep her eyes shut so i gave her some visine to wash her eyes out.

visine by Javier Colon March 14, 2005

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Voisin Rudder

the first person grabs the second persons dick, the second person grabs the first persons dick and then they use their free hand to work the other persons arm on their dick to jack themselves off.

Joel- "dude i would love a Voisin Rudder"
Kyle- "good thing im here cause that completes the cycle"

Voisin Rudder by Only one half of the VTP December 10, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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