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An ignorant braggart on Usenet who thinks he is an expert torll.
"Is this guy for real, or is he pulling a Voisine?"

"I thought I was fubbared, till I realized he was just another run-of-the-mill Voisine."
Voisine by Herb Tarlek December 4, 2004
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gods gift to stoners.
you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine
visine by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005
a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.
Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
Visine by *Puerta* September 28, 2006

vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.
Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

Dirty Visine 

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.
I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.
to cleans an eyeball with juices from the male penis.
this little vixon just could't keep her eyes shut so i gave her some visine to wash her eyes out.
visine by Javier Colon March 14, 2005

Voisin Rudder 

the first person grabs the second persons dick, the second person grabs the first persons dick and then they use their free hand to work the other persons arm on their dick to jack themselves off.
Joel- "dude i would love a Voisin Rudder"
Kyle- "good thing im here cause that completes the cycle"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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