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gods gift to stoners.
you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine
visine by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005
Words you can keep
a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.
Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
Visine by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
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to cleans an eyeball with juices from the male penis.
this little vixon just could't keep her eyes shut so i gave her some visine to wash her eyes out.
visine by Javier Colon March 14, 2005
A chemical substance produced from a mixture of male ejaculate and tobasco. Commonly used in South America for the treatment of red eyes
My red eye has completely cleared up after using visine drops. Those pesky porkers won't be stopping me any time soon.
Visine by Muscles2muscles February 8, 2018

Visine-ing

When you have a fetish of having someone spit into your eye, specifically under the eyelid during sexual intercourse
After a long night of drinking, nothing gets my eyes and pussy wet like a good visine-ing!
Visine-ing by D Squeezy December 19, 2020

vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.
Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

Dirty Visine 

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.
I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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