voicewail
To call someone and leave a complaint or other negative message on their voice messaging system. To be unhappy about being put through to an automated message.
voicewail by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009
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voicemail anxiety
Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.
voicemail anxiety by mmmonic December 29, 2010
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Voicemail texting
When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation
Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014
Voicemail voice
A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.
1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
Voicemail voice by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012
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voicemaul
1) Repeatedly leaving messages on someones voicemail to the point of harrassment.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.
Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.
Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.
voicemailism
Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.
Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.
voicemailism by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
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