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voicejail
I've been in voicejail for fifteen minutes.
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voicejail
when the system puts voices in your head that negatively comment on everything you do. locking up your thoughts desires and motivations.
you see that fool, he talking to the voices in his head, he must be schizo.
nah man, system just got him on lockdown, homies in voicejail.
nah man, system just got him on lockdown, homies in voicejail.
voicejail by Areye Sique August 12, 2012
voicemail anxiety
Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.
voicemail anxiety by mmmonic December 29, 2010
Voicemail texting
When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation
Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014
Voicemail voice
A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.
1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
Voicemail voice by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012
Word of the Day on September 23, 2012
voicemaul
1) Repeatedly leaving messages on someones voicemail to the point of harrassment.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.
Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.
Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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