voicejail

The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in voicejail.

by thaley May 22, 2006

voicejail

The place in voicemail from which there is no escape, except to hang up.

I've been in voicejail for fifteen minutes.

by Bob Mayer January 30, 2007

voicejail

when the system puts voices in your head that negatively comment on everything you do. locking up your thoughts desires and motivations.

you see that fool, he talking to the voices in his head, he must be schizo.

nah man, system just got him on lockdown, homies in voicejail.

by Areye Sique August 12, 2012

voicemail anxiety

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

by mmmonic December 29, 2010

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

Voicemail voice

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.

by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012

voicemaul

1) Repeatedly leaving messages on someones voicemail to the point of harrassment.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.

Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.

Despite the fact that i am not taking any of his calls, my ex-husband is voicemauling me.

by LBROSKE January 12, 2009