Voicefail 

A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.

"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."

or

"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."

Voicefail by arghlhak August 11, 2009

Voicefail 

When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.

Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.

Voicefail by Dro0 January 27, 2009

voicemail anxiety 

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

voicemail anxiety by mmmonic December 29, 2010

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

voicefirst 

Voicefirst is a term used for devices and software made specifically to the domain of voice. Not to be confused with voice-also (which is voice as an added feature), voicefirst can come in a variety of forms such as an operating system to devices like smart speakers and microwaves. In a voicefirst world, global citizens will need to be cautious of using the wake words "Alexa" and "Hey Google" in fear of the next 8 seconds being recorded. This isn't 1984, George, this is #voicefirst.

Dude 1: "I heard Nike used a company called Jargon to manage personalized content so you can ask Alexa to order your favorite pair of Nike Air Force Ones"
Dude 2: "Dude, you can't say that out loud - this is a voicefirst house - Alexa probably heard you"
one hour later
UPS Dudette: *knocks*
Dude 1 & 2 open the door
UPS Dudette: "Delivery from Amazon, size 15 Air Force Ones"

voicefirst by barelevo June 17, 2019