Voicefail
A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.
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Voicefail
When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.
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voicefirst
Voicefirst is a term used for devices and software made specifically to the domain of voice. Not to be confused with voice-also (which is voice as an added feature), voicefirst can come in a variety of forms such as an operating system to devices like smart speakers and microwaves. In a voicefirst world, global citizens will need to be cautious of using the wake words "Alexa" and "Hey Google" in fear of the next 8 seconds being recorded. This isn't 1984, George, this is #voicefirst.
Dude 1: "I heard Nike used a company called Jargon to manage personalized content so you can ask Alexa to order your favorite pair of Nike Air Force Ones"
Dude 2: "Dude, you can't say that out loud - this is a voicefirst house - Alexa probably heard you"
one hour later
UPS Dudette: *knocks*
Dude 1 & 2 open the door
UPS Dudette: "Delivery from Amazon, size 15 Air Force Ones"
Dude 2: "Dude, you can't say that out loud - this is a voicefirst house - Alexa probably heard you"
one hour later
UPS Dudette: *knocks*
Dude 1 & 2 open the door
UPS Dudette: "Delivery from Amazon, size 15 Air Force Ones"
voicefirst by barelevo June 17, 2019
Voicemail voice
A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.
1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
Voicemail voice by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012
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