Voicefail

A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.

"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."

or

"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."

by arghlhak August 11, 2009

Voicefail

When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.

Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.

by Dro0 January 27, 2009

voicemail anxiety

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

by mmmonic December 29, 2010

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

voicefirst

Voicefirst is a term used for devices and software made specifically to the domain of voice. Not to be confused with voice-also (which is voice as an added feature), voicefirst can come in a variety of forms such as an operating system to devices like smart speakers and microwaves. In a voicefirst world, global citizens will need to be cautious of using the wake words "Alexa" and "Hey Google" in fear of the next 8 seconds being recorded. This isn't 1984, George, this is #voicefirst.

Dude 1: "I heard Nike used a company called Jargon to manage personalized content so you can ask Alexa to order your favorite pair of Nike Air Force Ones"
Dude 2: "Dude, you can't say that out loud - this is a voicefirst house - Alexa probably heard you"
one hour later
UPS Dudette: *knocks*
Dude 1 & 2 open the door
UPS Dudette: "Delivery from Amazon, size 15 Air Force Ones"

by barelevo June 17, 2019

voicejail

The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in voicejail.

by thaley May 22, 2006

Voicemail voice

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.

by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012