Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

voicemail anxiety

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

by mmmonic December 29, 2010