vmlag

Lag induced by Virgin Media's "traffic management". Notably more severe and perpetual that standard lag.

"This vmlag is really pooping in my pooper!"
"Go on without me - I've got vmlag."
"Guys, I've got something to tell you. I've got vmlag."

by Gordonator May 6, 2013

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.

V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

by Wifi11 December 5, 2020

Vulagism

Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.

Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.

by beentheredonethat3 July 6, 2019

Vlagum

A object,person, or thing that is ugly and upright in the world

Person one: VLagum!!!!!!!!!!
Person two: What the fuck?

by Mr.Nice Giy October 20, 2009

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

velaguez

Very sexy boi, who gets every girl in school

Look he is such a velaguez

by Artegay September 2, 2019

vlaggans

A term used for a African American who comes from Haiti and is a Super Homosexual. These can be found in many states of the US but mostly Florida in generation high school according to the latest online source.

That guy over there is so Vlaggans!

by The Uknown Potato March 8, 2016