1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.

2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.

Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!

LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.

Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!

vlookup by XLedge June 7, 2016

Related Words

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Vloutnigga

Best instagram meme page that carried 2020 and 2021 and disappeared. Me and my homies miss vlout .:(

#freevlout

Wake up babe vloutnigga posted!

Vloutnigga by Quincytyran47 March 1, 2022

vouktron

A dumb rock or a person with no intelligence. A vouktron has been known to mankind as the dumbest fuck in the U S of A. A vouktron is also a person who gets peed on, on a regular weekend basis and then basks in the muskiness of the pee.

That kid is a fuckin vouktron.

Vouktron went surfing again last night, whats new?

vouktron by yadddddders February 20, 2011

vouk

A huge Terd

Fuck

I just took a huge vouk in the toilet.

Im about to get vouked up tonight.

What the vouk is going on.

vouk by yadddddders October 21, 2010

vloumpsious

Another word to tell your girlfriend her ass is too big.

I wouldn't way you're fat, I would say you're vloumpsious... (SLAP!).

vloumpsious by Brudduh April 25, 2005

vlouse

anything dope as vlouse is a vlouse

Oh i want to vlouse her
You are looking very vlouse today
Anyone want to vlouse tonight

vlouse by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026