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a young nigga smokin’ dope n living reckless
“I pray to god I’m just as hot as Vloke”
VLOKE by FuhThaSuckaShi November 21, 2021
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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VLOKE Voke vlone Volker vlone thug vlonely vroke vroken veokenks VLOE
To live alone and die alone ; vlone is simply a phrase and lifestyle
Them exclusive niggas vlone forever ⚰️
Vlone by vlonelyboi June 9, 2018

vrokenil 

A word Loren Gray used accidentally in a tik tok caption that means addicted to ranch dressing
Bro did you see how much ranch she put on her pizza, she’s vrokenil
vrokenil by goatfucker2020 October 9, 2019
Vlone is to simply live alone, die alone. It is an expensive type of lifestyle not everyone can live.
We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone otherwise we are Vlone.
Vlone by Hunchodreams1 December 5, 2019
Voke is a feminine and masculine name. For the female, Voke can come across as mean but she’s really the loveliest girl out there. Her smile is to die for, she’s loyal to her friends, family and partner. Voke is smart and intelligent, she’s very creative. Voke is a unique and doesn’t think like the average person. Voke can be so proud, but humble. She has a great sense of humor and is very attractive. She can look innocent but unapproachable at first, but talking to her is always worth it. Voke has a “nasty” side. Voke might have haters because, well, she’s loved, beautiful, not easy and cool and people tend to get jealous of great people. Voke is the best.
Girl 1: Another word for phenomenal?
Boy: Voke
Girl 2: Voke
Voke by theunknown2000 February 4, 2020
"Damn he's skinny. Must be a volkert"
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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