Terd

Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.
by superrmonkeyball April 28, 2010
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Terd

A portmanteau of the words "Train" and "Nerd". It is a term used to describe certain individuals who derive an identity for themselves around trains and train-related activities.

While the term Foamer is used by those within the community to describe a train enthusiast who figuratively "foams at the mouth" when discussing or engaging in train-related activities, Terd is used by individuals outside of the train enthusiast community to describe those within it in a condescending manner. Usually with a tone of disgust.

Persons who might use the word would generally have no idea what the subject is talking about, nor would ever want to because trains are stupid.
"Oh my God, you fucking terd...I don't give two shits about how the specific wheel slip screech on your favorite locomotive makes you jizz yourself."
by TacoRedneck June 27, 2020
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noun; misspelling of "turd," common among busters who look like Willow.
You know that sound when a terd breaks the toilet water and dives deep?

That reminds me of you.
by Tower trash November 03, 2014
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The correct way of spelling terd which means poop.
I spell it "terd"
That's right not "turd"
by asian67890 November 16, 2008
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Terd is a reference to "small smelly annoying shits" that usually comes out after eating chili. Basically raisin shit.
turd=terd
terd=bobby
wow tommy is such a terd!
by Terdinator May 27, 2014
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An archetypical nerd like Professor Frink or Steve Urkel. A portmanteau of "true" and "nerd." Used to distinguish from "nerd", which has, over the past few decades, lost its bite.
The Red T-Shirt guy at Blizz-Con 2010 was a terd. He made all the other nerds at Blizz-Con look like rock stars.
by jah77 November 01, 2010
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Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.
Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
by The Observer May 07, 2003
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