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Shitty larp hangout where sweaty teenagers with no friends spend their life on roblox games fighting for their fictional buttfuck dogshit nations.
"Wanna hop in the vixtae server and buttfuck eachother to the tune of our own unwashed body scent?"
"No thanks, vixtae will be dead by March 2020"
vixtae by cuscosogma November 28, 2022
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aqua vitae 

Literally the "water of life." Alcohol, specifically whiskey.
Yo, pass me that aqua vitae, man. I'm not shit-faced enough!
aqua vitae by mariamarie November 7, 2003
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Curriculum Vitae 

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.
Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:
Curriculum Vitae by Luke May 10, 2005
a lovely nickname with which you call someone who is really important to you
she’s my vitæ
vitæ by valentina🤠 November 25, 2020

taedium-vitae 

taedium-vitae: noun. A uncommonly boring list of achievements, such as is common in curriculum vitae.
I'd rather read a short and to the point curriculum vitae, than have to ponder over these dull and lengthy taedium-vitae.

vitaepro 

Put it over your dick
Helps the ones who jack-off a lot
vitaepro
vitaepro by Potetmos2006 July 31, 2019
a lovely nickname with which you call someone who is very important to you
✨she’s my vitæ✨
vitæ by valentina🤠 November 25, 2020
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