vixtae

Shitty larp hangout where sweaty teenagers with no friends spend their life on roblox games fighting for their fictional buttfuck dogshit nations.

"Wanna hop in the vixtae server and buttfuck eachother to the tune of our own unwashed body scent?"
"No thanks, vixtae will be dead by March 2020"

by cuscosogma November 28, 2022

aqua vitae

Literally the "water of life." Alcohol, specifically whiskey.

Yo, pass me that aqua vitae, man. I'm not shit-faced enough!

by mariamarie November 7, 2003

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

vitæ

a lovely nickname with which you call someone who is really important to you

she’s my vitæ

by valentina🤠 November 25, 2020

taedium-vitae

taedium-vitae: noun. A uncommonly boring list of achievements, such as is common in curriculum vitae.

I'd rather read a short and to the point curriculum vitae, than have to ponder over these dull and lengthy taedium-vitae.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

vitaepro

Something helping you Jack-off

Put it over your dick
Helps the ones who jack-off a lot
vitaepro

by Potetmos2006 July 31, 2019

vitæ

a lovely nickname with which you call someone who is very important to you

✨she’s my vitæ✨

by valentina🤠 November 25, 2020